• Fun,  Novels,  Story Graveyard,  Story Vault,  Vampires,  Writing Journey

    Anniversary Extraordinaire

    This month not only represents the anniversary of my first ever finished novel, but it’s also my blog’s anniversary: three years at the end of the month! Also, I passed 200 posts not too long ago, so Yay. 🙂 I’d thought I’d celebrate by sharing an excerpt from my very first novel!! Only, I can’t read it without laughing. Also, like, why would I do that to people? It’s so bad. So instead, I’m going to bring you an excerpt from the very first novel I queried! Yay. Lol! This was a vampire story. Most of my stuff before 2008 are. The concept was that a girl with a terminal…

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    The Number 17 & Two Year Blogoversary!

    Nope, this isn’t an episode of Sesame Street. Okay, let’s get it out of our system though: (in the voice of the vampire puppet, whatshisface, “Seventeen! There are seventeen street lamps!” ^_^ No, it’s my 17th Year Anniversary of my very first completed novel attempt!!! So to celebrate, I’m going to do the impossible, choose a top 3 favorite from two categories: pre-college finished novels and post-college finished AND unfinished novels. (And to make things harder on myself, I’m going to put the one story I finished during college in the pre-category because of the length – which was too short.) And this was really hard. Especially in the first category…

  • Creative Writing 101,  Fun,  Novels,  Story Graveyard,  Story Vault,  Vampires

    On Loglines & Taglines

    I think there’s value in being able to summarize your stories in as few words as possible. It really helps you identify the heart of your story and this comes in handy when writing blurbs or queries. I actually read somewhere a time or two that if you can’t summarize your novel in one sentence, you might have a problem. While I think that’s a little dramatic, I have found it to be true. In the past, the stories I couldn’t summarize in one sentence had a lot of wrong going on with them. So, I thought it’d be fun to collect a few novels I’ve written (and I few…

  • Creative Writing 101,  Facts of Life,  Quotes,  Story Graveyard,  Story Vault,  Writing World

    13 Lessons From The Story Graveyard

    1) First novels have a 90% chance of being complete crap. It’s okay if you’re part of the 90%. 2) It’s okay to write without a plan and end up with a complete mess on your hands. Never write without a plan again. 3) Some ideas will fall into the abyss. Find a new idea. 4) It’s okay if your title is The Headless Fisherman and no headless fisherman appear anywhere in the book. Titles can be changed. You’re not stuck with them. 5) Sometimes you just don’t know what to do. Write anyway. This is what revision is for. 6) If your character is getting on your nerves, they…

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    Query Letter Graveyard

    I thought it would be fun to gather all of my previous submission attempts in one place. This is long, but you will be vastly entertained. ^_^ So, here are all my wonderfully fantastic Past Queries. Commentary provided by my awesome alter ego: Me, Myself, and I. Most Bios & “Thank yous for reading this” have been truncated for brevity. Also, the bios sucked. #1 – Query in the First Dear Ms. Agent, I read on your website that you are accepting query letters from a variety of genres, including Young Adullt (yep, sent it out with 2 ls – so, like…definitely needed to reread stuff before I sent it)…