This month’s AbsoluteWrite’s Blog Chain theme: Suggest-A-Prompt.
Since Charity is before me, she picked my topic: Evil Cupid
I suggest Hunting with Hounds ^_^
See the bottom of this post for previous and upcoming Suggest-A-Prompt blog chain posts!
Cupid’s not a fat, pink baby
He’s an old and cranky man.
His skin is grey, his hair is green
He breaks up couples whenever he can.
The roses you bought for your love
Cupid wilted them enroute.
He also is responsible
For that mustard stain on your favorite suit.
The candy you bought for your spouse?
He dumped into his arrow sack.
That burned salmon in the oven?
Cupid had cranked the temperature up behind your back.
That flat tire on the way to Chez Paris
Yep, that was Cupid.
While you shouted at the sky
He sat back and laughed, “Man, do you look stupid.”
What a beautiful diamond necklace!
He’ll add it to his collection.
You won’t make it to the house with it
He’ll distract you with an oozing pimple in your reflection.
His heart was broken once you see
By the fairest maiden of all.
Turns out the maiden was a statue
And stone can’t return your call.
The arrows he has are poisoned
He kills love with every shot.
So if you’re alone on Valentine’s
Be thankful that part of a couple, you’re not.
Participants and posts:
orion_mk3 – http://nonexistentbooks.wordpress.com (link to post) Yuppies Who Hate the Family Business
ConnieBDowell – http://bookechoes.com/ (link to post) Unexpected Library Encounter
bmadsen – http://hospitaloflife.wordpress.com/ (link to post) Cupcake Disaster
MsLaylaCakes – http://www.taraquan.com/ (link to post) Unfortunate Sports
HistorySleuth – http://historysleuth.blogspot.com/ (link to post) Less-than-fortunate Foods
writingismypassion – http://charityfaye.blogspot.com/ (link to post) Blind Date with a Ventriloquist
katci13 – http://www.krystalsquared.net/ (link to post) Evil Cupid
KitCat – http://twilightasylum.wordpress.com/ (link to post) Hunting with Hounds
Angyl78 – http://jelyzabeth.wordpress.com/ (link to post) A Ghost’s Bad Day
randi.lee – http://emotionalnovel.blogspot.com/ (link to post) The Wrong Bar
Lady Cat – http://carolsrandomness.blogspot.ca/ (link to post) Visitors
pyrosama – http://matrix-hole.blogspot.com/ (link to post) What the Leprechaun Said
Ralph Pines – http://ralfast.wordpress.com/ (link to post) Under the Bed
dclary – http://www.hardhobbittobreak.com/ (link to post) Warm Kitty, Soft Kitty, Evil Ball of Fur
meowzbark – http://www.lizzylessard.com/ (link to post) Road Trip
SRHowen – http://srhowen1.blogspot.com/ (link to post) Faded Blue Jeans